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Mitt Romney: “Corporations are people!”

@tfgray: Yes, Mitt, but would you want your daughter to marry one?

Moot point, he’s got all sons.

Iowa is about to cast it’s straws. Earlier prediction: Sarah Palin will take a family vacation whenever the Palin family finances run low. Oh Look! She’s going to Iowa. How long ago was her last road trip? About a month. Look for another one in 4-6 weeks.

Rick Parry has run a very smart campaign so far, showing himself to be the best of all possible options, based upon all the most successful Republican strategies:

• Sarah Palin’s will-she-won’t she fan dance to tease the crowd.
• Michelle Bachmann’s appeal to the Christian Dominionist “Slavery’s a good thing if the slaveowners are Christians” wing of the Party. (See earlier post re Republican principles–Principle #1: It’s okay if we do it.)
• Sarah Palin again, creating a New Hampshire media event to bigfoot Iowa’s media event.
• A very good good-ole-boy George W Bush act.
• A very good impersonation of Mitt Romney’s hair.
• Plus taking advantage of the notable tendency of Republicans to all jump on board for the newest kid on the block.

I mean seriously, is this guy not the best of all worlds? Except for that Rick Parry guy, of course.

Ba Ram Ewe!